FISTRAL BEACH COMPLEX FOOD RETAIL ACTIVITIES NEWQUAY CRACK BLOG DEATH

£100 for a piss at the complex
best get an estimate to shit

Britanic Industries and Parking Management companies including Initial Parking have been shitting on visitors for years.

Newquay Cornwall worlds most expensive place to PISS

Fistral Parking and Piss Taking

At Fistral taking a piss has now become a training event for the the forthcoming Paralympics.

Initial Parking and Nicholas James BRIANT training ground for Summer Paralympics commencing August 2021

Disabled visitors can hop skip and jump to the toilet

Heavy penalties of £100 fines will be levied to all slow coaches

Cornwall County and Newquay Town Council appear to be fully supporting this new venture.

It's a Pantomime the bogey-ticket and Council flim-flam men are behind you watch out grandma.

Piss Shit or Bust

visit Newquay but don't take a piss the charge is £100 God alone knows how much it is to shit

To Piss or not to Piss that is the question whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer or piss up somebodies wall in Newquay, that is the question....

Piss or Shit

To Piss or not to Piss that is the question whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer...

Full details coming soon

Newquay Council say it's nothing to do with us we do not own the land.

Newquay surf sun and sand

But nowhere to piss best bring along a porta potty or good quality carrier bag.

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A full and thorough investigation into Britanic Industries and Initial Parking including Assets - Directors - Charges - Debts

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